Taylor Swift’s New Song “Dress” Is Apparently So Sexy, Her Mom Had To Leave The Room
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Could we be getting some downright Sєxy songs from Taylor Swift on her new album, Reputation? If you’ve been hoping for Swift to get a little dirty with her lyrics, your wish just came true. Taylor Swift’s “Dress” lyrics are so Sєxy, according to Secret Session attendees.
How Sєxy? Let’s just say her mom had to leave the room during the listening party when the song “Dress” came on.
Fans at the Secret Sessions could finally spill a little bit of details once Swift officially announced the Reputation tracklist:
“…Ready For It?”
“End Game” (feat. Ed Sheeran and Future)
“I Did Something Bad”
“Don’t Blame Me”
“Delicate”
“Look What You Made Me Do”
“So It Goes…”
“Gorgeous”
“Getaway Car”
“King Of My Heart”
“Dancing With Our Hands Tied”
“Dress”
“This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”
“Call It What You Want”
“New Year’s Day”
Naturally, since they’re sworn to secrecy, no one at the listening sessions could spill too much info about the songs, but this little tidbit about “Dress” certainly got my attention. It’s so racy that her mom was too embarrᴀssed to be in the room? That’s so telling, you guys.
One person tweeted: “Apparently Scott and Andrea left the room in the SS when Dress played…. I guess it’s a Sєxy song then. So excited!!”
Apparently Scott and Andrea left the room in the SS when Dress played…. I guess it's a Sєxy song then. So excited!!
— shree ⸆⸉ (ERAS TOUR SINGAPORE N1&N2)!!! (@ShreeTaylor13) November 8, 2017
Another fan shared: “Since Taylor released the tracklist is it ok for me to say that Scott Swift covered his ears during Dress?!?!?” It’s apparently not very dad-appropriate.
Since Taylor released the tracklist is it ok for me to say that Scott Swift covered his ears during Dress?!?!?
— s k y l a r 🌙🪐 (@w4stedpotential) November 8, 2017
Scott was full on blushing the entire time during Dress, so that's that fam.
— Keke (@Keke13x) November 8, 2017
One fan tweeted: “the fact that taylor has songs about doing ‘the dirty’ has me TRIPPING. omg i am too excited for this album!!!!!!”
the fact that taylor has songs about doing “the dirty” has me TRIPPING. omg i am too excited for this album!!!!!!
— ciana 🌸 (@ikeepcruisin) November 8, 2017
Oh god, dying over this Twitter theory: “plot twist: ed sheeran actually broke his arm listening to dress by taylor swift.”
https://twitter.com/swiftistrouble/status/928100915424272385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E928100915424272385%7Ctwgr%5E25e3216997a51d56d5b3c33ddf4940216af3f73f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.elitedaily.com%2Fp%2Ftaylor-swifts-dress-lyrics-are-so-Sєxy-her-mom-had-to-leave-the-room-3251131
Just how steamy are the “Dress” lyrics? Check them out for yourself!